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POSTMODERNISTS - The only reason they are alive is because it's illegal to kill them.


TAGS: postmodernism bullshit nihilism
Rating: 2.68/5
-_- - July 13, 2008, 5:54 am
NO Office, i didn't Stab him. He walked right into the dagger i was holding in my extended arm... 37 times. I'd say you could ask him, but for some reason, he feels he has the "Right to Remain Silent".


BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...




GHANDI - Does not approve of this Bullshit


TAGS: ghandi funny bullshit
Rating: 2.41/5

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Johnny - October 21, 2008, 11:24 pm
But his passive aggressive stance will let it happen.


THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'


TAGS: shadow of the colossus bullshit leaving leavin leavin
Rating: 2.32/5
J35u5M4 - September 16, 2008, 11:19 am
That Colossus was hard lol
Ronny - June 10, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh, come on, you could at least try !
Les - June 9, 2008, 4:39 am
Me too follow the Les shaped blur!
Guest - May 24, 2008, 6:43 am
Indeed


BULLSHIT -




ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions


TAGS: obama president taxes bullshit democrats election white funny true look
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:43 am
um, lolman...no. So bite me.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 11:28 pm
I care about politics as much as I care about the price of a fucking big mac in Poland. He's standing like the statue, he's Obama... its funny ok? now stfu and gtfo WTFO
HAHA - May 6, 2009, 6:14 pm
No way dumb ass.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:50 pm
have, just been noticing there seems to be a group on here that gives every politically minded motifake 5 lions, they all end up with 3 or better ratings and most of them are just veiled redneck wisdom
Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Stupidity is not funny and neither is Stupidity is not funny. MotiFake is what you make it. If it's a political soap box you want, a political soap box it shall be. Now go away and find something funny. Better yet...post something funny yourself.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:35 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
Person - February 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
Or by Briton of Rose. Douchebag
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:25 pm
blah, blah, blah...BoR.
Briton of Rose - January 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
For further examples of "Arrogance", please see any comments made by WTFO.


TAKE NOTES - This is the proper way to cut yourselves.




SWEET REVENGE -


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

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jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
oh...oh damn..lol


I'M SORRY - I'm allergic to your bullshit




GUESS WHAT -


TAGS: what cows bullshit
Rating: 3.36/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 2:13 pm
It's the Moooooooooooooooooooo family reunion. Should've been called "Guess Whoooooooo?"
pro - December 19, 2008, 8:06 pm
There's no such word as "tomatoe".
Culos - December 19, 2008, 3:46 pm
tomato/tomatoe smell and effect are the same
pro - December 19, 2008, 3:43 pm
Except those are cows.
Cubbybear - December 19, 2008, 11:31 am
Ron- this is classic


THE BIBLE - Promoting self-contradictoin, injustice, cruelty, intolerance, death and discrimination since 2000 B.C.!


TAGS: bible bullshit wrong atheist agnostic christian
Rating: 2.31/5

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lostTheGame - July 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
Bible was actually written in the 300's C.E.
Firefly - June 18, 2009, 2:10 pm
Simple: religion sucks and has far too much blood on it's hands. Ever heard of a blood soaked, bigoted atheist crusade? Nope, thought not.
Ironhand - June 8, 2009, 10:34 pm
An interesting work of fiction. But like the others, just another book that should have started. Once upon a time, in the land of make believe.
Wolfie - April 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
censored and edited metaphores read as litteral fact... and jesus goes facepalm
john doe - December 12, 2008, 12:22 am
WOW!..wut bible u reading drake,share that shit.
Meh - November 14, 2008, 7:23 am
Editing is not the same as authoring. Come on have some guts and read it for yourself. Only then comment on it. It is actually a good read, some parts are boring others are very exciting.
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:27 am
by papal decree "some" years after JC. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_bible
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:26 am
The bible is an anthology... a selection of stories, verses, advise on life (eg love thy neigbors wife),... collected into the old and the new testament. Some parts predate JC, others came later. But the collection has been re-edited by papal decree "some
Kung-Fu Devil - October 5, 2008, 11:37 pm
It was wrote about 30 years after he died, I believe.
Charles - October 5, 2008, 11:29 pm
I thought the bible was initially written much much later than that. Like, say, AFTER the supposed birth of Christ. Or was that just the New Testament?


BULLSHIT IN A BAG - Seals BS in, so everyone doesn't have to listen to it outloud!




Deja Moo -


TAGS: definitions repeated bullsh t feelings
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:42 pm
Nice! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:22 pm
5L + faved. And using this in my day-to-day life if I suspect anyone of BSing me.
MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ok ya got me. Just couldn't fit all the o's in...teehee.
Silverheart - November 7, 2013, 7:33 pm

Or is that deja mooooooooooooooooo?


TOO TRUE -


TAGS: google faked atheist bullshit religion
Rating: 3.18/5

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maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 4:25 pm
lets count wars created by atheists? "ww1" "ww2" "korea war" "vietnam" "soviet afghanistan war" "iraq" "new afghanistan war" interestik
ILB - September 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
if anything deserves to be bashed, it is organized, man made, religion.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2009, 9:54 pm
Even if it is faked, it's still hilarious. If good reviews are your goal, get off the internet.
hghscaboose - September 2, 2009, 6:04 pm
Easily faked, not funny, go kill yourself. Any one that uses motifakes should know that you cant bash religion and get good reviews....idiot


People Today -




Flu Shots -


TAGS: conspiracy odds vaccine bullshit on a stick
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thank you for sharing a perfect example! I've actually known people who've had such a terrible reaction TO THE SHOT that they were rushed to the Emergency Room.
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:40 am
Heh...every year, my wife gets a flue shot in October. She then has the flu over Christmas break. This year, she skipped the flu shot, and made it through the holidays. SCIENCE!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:38 pm
*gasp!* That explains everything! EVERYTHING! I honestly think that it's a submissive thing, similar to “1984."
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 4:27 pm
Hey crotchety,it's free...us frugal people like the perks! teehee


GOD GETS HIS HANDS ON A BIBLE - Holy crap, who wrote this bullshit ?


TAGS: god bible who wrote bullshit
Rating: 3.91/5

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rudeboy308 - July 18, 2011, 5:29 pm
"Where the f*** did I say 'Build a water slide?'" (Jesus, according to Sam Kinison during the PTL scandals).
RetiredUSNChief - July 18, 2011, 6:52 am
Starting to see a distinct trend here...


*YAWN* - I'm tired of your bullshit




WHITE BEAR - Thinks this is bullshit




BULLSHIT - causes banner blindness


TAGS: bullshit webpage banner ad blindness
Rating: 3.28/5

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Treehodger - February 19, 2010, 12:32 pm
Not to mention the zero with the dash in it means "No Set", meaning her "I.Q." is posted at 14, if that. : /
Treehodger - February 19, 2010, 12:30 pm
The I.Q. Test actually is flawed in that it tests the previous knowledge on set questions based around Math, Science, History, and Composition. There are more fields of intelligences that are left out. A person with an "I.Q." of 80 can still be a genius.
Me_ - December 21, 2009, 5:58 pm
IQ means nothing! Einstein had a 160, mine was 165. Einstein created E=MC^2, I created a bong.
murkhaz - November 23, 2009, 8:54 am
Albert Einstein had like 140 so unlikely not.
boeweizer - October 22, 2009, 1:57 am
145 or higher is actual genius that's just "gifted" and yes i think it went to her hips
Claire - September 8, 2009, 9:59 pm
140 is genious, now?
BriaHere - August 9, 2009, 3:04 pm
How would you know that her IQ isn't that high?
spencer - August 9, 2009, 10:48 am
where did the genius go her hips! j/k
Anon. - July 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
Actually her IQ is really that high. She's at the "genius" level.


TOWN HALL MEETING -




PENN AND TELLER BULLSHIT! - No matter what the topic, there will probably be tits in the episode!


TAGS: bullshit penn and teller
Rating: 2.16/5


BULLSHIT - We'll always see through it.


TAGS: bullshit
Rating: 2/5

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energy - October 26, 2008, 7:13 pm
this one again?


WHAT.... - Did the guy before "LOL" write??? I can barely see it...


TAGS: bullshit tunnel lol
Rating: 1.95/5

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Dave - October 4, 2008, 12:19 pm
Ooooo, fail for me then...
=O - September 25, 2008, 9:38 am
He said HAHA!!! You can barely read this


ANSWER - By being born as bird species




consequences -


TAGS: ignore the raging bulls and get bullshit
Rating: 5/5
Greeny - January 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Better add an in in there...
Greeny - January 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Weren't logged Mr. Motifayk


college -




CAPTAIN GREYBEARD - Pillaging Bourgeois Bullshit Since 2006




HE ATTENDED SOCIALIST CONFERENCES - At Cooper Union and started lecturing his relatives Source: H Kennedy, NY Daily News


TAGS: obama president taxes bullshit democrats election white funny true look
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TheSarge - December 15, 2009, 5:02 pm
If I call this one funny(it clearly is)does that mean I have to go to more EO classes?
Eathanskies - October 29, 2009, 8:16 am
cool story bro
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 5:43 pm
How about FO people who try to tell others what to post? I like that much better. Your obsession with attacking others is what is sad. Try avoidance of what you don't like. Rate it down and move on but no one appointed you the "funny mountie".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 4:00 am
This is so sad.......were you born without funny? FO Politifakers.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 3:47 am
Which is what he's doing...
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 3:21 am
Socialism is the ownership and control of a means of production and distribution of capital or land. Do your homework.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 3:06 am
The thing that REALLY bugs me is when dems deny that a government run program is socialist. People need to invest in dictionaries. Though I can't disagree Haar; both parties are filled with morons. I just side w/the morons that do slightly less damage.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:35 pm
I meant the liberals drool MORE. Conservatives let fly with spittle.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:30 pm
The conservatives make about as much sense as the liberals do, frankly. The liberals drool less. The conservatives won't shut up.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm
argument with a liberal.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm
Nice point, LD. Again, you are a wealth of knowledge. On another point, BvT please explain to me the "racist" part of this poster or any of my other posters. If you can't the STFU about the topic. The modern definition of racist is anyone winning an
LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 12:37 pm
Ummmm, yeah BvT...about that? Nazi was shortened from "National Socialist German Workers' Party." Just sayin', not judging!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 22, 2009, 3:41 am
We do understand the Nazis hated Communism and socialism, right? I mean, if we're gonna make a stupid Motifake that is total B.S., racist, and beyond poor taste (oh yeah, this IS Motifake), then we kind of wanna get our facts straight, right?
Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:56 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity Is Not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:33 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - January 27, 2009, 1:42 am
Holy crap! Look at all I missed. Oh well, I'll address the most important thing I saw since I last posted...WELCOME BACK MATTERS_NOT! Good to have you home in the land of the big PX, brother.
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 8:17 pm
NIKE IS THE ONLY WAY!!!
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 8:16 pm
Obama is obviously pinning all of lifes problems on the shoes!
Marduke - January 26, 2009, 7:06 pm
Toussaint, Please explain, I need a laugh for the end of the day.
Sean - January 26, 2009, 6:55 pm
Democracy?
Toussaint - January 26, 2009, 6:05 pm
obama is following the same historical path that allowed Hitler to be in control.
Sean - January 26, 2009, 2:05 pm
-- thinks that he should warn her That the Third World is just around the corner (Billy Bragg -- Waiting For The Great Leap Forward)
Sean - January 26, 2009, 2:04 pm
It may have been Camelot for Jack and Jacqueline But on the Che Guevara highway filling up with gasoline Fidel Castro's brother spies a rich lady who's crying Over luxury's disappointment So he walks over and he's trying To sympathise with her but he
Mark - January 26, 2009, 11:59 am
I deliberately skipped breakfast this morning so I could watch "The View" starring Rod Blagojevich without vomitting. It was pure comedy with a lot of tap dancing. Any comments on Rod?
Mark - January 26, 2009, 11:56 am
I think I stopped being a Cubs fan when I stopped being a Democrat. I found that the best part of bein a Cub fan and a Democrat was that it felt so good when I stopped.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 11:55 am
Marduke - I hope we can but I'm afraid that there won't be a viable candidate that will go up against him. Again...as I stated before...Democrats tend to use tax dollars to buy votes.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 11:52 am
...the country is doing well. I just hope that he doesn't lead us too far down the path of socialism. That's what I'm afraid of.
Marduke - January 26, 2009, 11:51 am
If we can't agree on politics, you know we will never agree on Cubs vs Sox. Although I will not begrudge your Series win. I will agree with you on that asshole Stroger though. We will vote him out the next election.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Porcelina - Thanks...I think. I suppose that the proof that I'm not a racist would be that I take such offense at being called one. I try to call 'em as I 'em without regard to race. As I've said before, I hope that BOH does well because that means...
Mark - January 26, 2009, 11:47 am
Matters_Not - Welcome back and thank you for for service.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 11:44 am
...giving up any more information than that. Are you a Cub fan? That's something else we can argue about.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 11:43 am
Marduke - Yes that's straight enough without the rhetoric of a mythical place with superior people. I was from the Southwest side and now live in the Southwest suburbs...still in Cook County under that tax demon Todd Stroger. I'm not comfortable with...
Marduke - January 26, 2009, 11:37 am
Mark. Is this asking straight enough. Where are you living now. If you are afraid to let me know, i'll understand. I am from the Northwest Side of Chicago, just so you don't think I am being one sided in asking.
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:07 am
Ooops. I mean Mark
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:04 am
For the record, I am pro obama, but just because WTFO doesn't like Obama doesn't make me a racist. That's ridiculous.
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:03 am
Marduke, are you saying there are no intelligent people in Chicago, because I beg to differ.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 10:57 am
Marduke - Only straight questions get straight answers.
Marduke - January 26, 2009, 10:51 am
Mark, I didn't expect a straight answer. Thought it would be interesting to ask though.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 10:26 am
Washington DC is where we send all of those smart enough not to get caught.
Marduke - January 26, 2009, 10:23 am
So Mark where's this mythical place where all of the superior people live at.
Matters_Not - January 26, 2009, 10:20 am
thanks culos. i will try to get on the site as much as often as i can.
Culos - January 26, 2009, 10:16 am
Welcome home Matters_Not, don't be a stranger y'hear....
Matters_Not - January 26, 2009, 10:15 am
another great poster by WTFO. keeping up the good fight i see. well guys im back in the states and in one peice. just stoping in to say hello.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 10:06 am
Marduke - Take a look around you. Do you really think that the people around you are smart? I was smart enough to get out of that cesspool. I guess you can't say the same.
Marduke - January 26, 2009, 9:59 am
The 3 of you really make me laugh, kinda like the stooges make me laugh. It so easy to get your hackles up. That's how you try and reel in the other sheep. through fear. BTW, Mark, I am ashamed your from Chi-Town, I thought we had smarter people here.
Mark - January 24, 2009, 11:54 pm
...what you'll come up with. Maybe you'll learn what a socialist is and realize he is one. At the very least maybe you'll find a better argument than crying racist every time someone disagrees with you.
Mark - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
He also actively sought the endorsement of the Socialist party in Chicago in his 1996 run for the state senate. Will liberals please try using your search engines for something other than porn? Just try "Obama - Socialist." You'll be surprised at...
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:40 pm
I'm not sure this Timmy can figure out velcro. I support the office of the President and will follow the orders from the CINC. However, he is dangerously unqualified in national security because his policies cater to idiots like Marduke.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 7:52 pm
Marduke, do you get ALL of your news from the cartoon channel or something? Bush vetoed a whopping 8 bills from Congress. Clinton vetoed 37. Want help lacing up those jack boots? Or can you only use velcro?
Marduke - January 24, 2009, 7:15 pm
But it doesn't matter what I try to say to you, you've already shown you won't support a President unless he is a Republican. You can't ever try to talk sense into jack-booted thugs who lash out at anyone with a different viewpoint
Marduke - January 24, 2009, 7:11 pm
"Fuck You" is that the best you got. Alright, how about ignorant, delusional, pig-headed, obnoxious. BTW, how about the president blocking anything the Congress tried to do.
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 6:16 pm
BTW, Dems had all of Congress for the last 2 yrs (when gas prices skyrocketed and the market crashed). They said they'd stop paying for the Iraq war, pass laws to fix the country, etc. What happened? Oh yeah, they're lying, full-of-shit politicians.
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 6:15 pm
Obama's socialist liberalism by calling dissenters "racist". I have never said a derrogatory thing about his race because race doesn't matter to me. It only matters to you guilty liberals (who use it as a weapon and a shield).
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
Marduke, again fuck you and your accusation about me being racist. "the modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" -Peter Brimelow. I didn't approve when Reps called dissenters unpatriotic and Dems will defend...
Marduke - January 24, 2009, 5:31 pm
How come you always get so defensive about the racism label. I mean if the sheet, er glove fits, wear it proudly. The conservatives have screwed up the country for the last 8 years and will take more than that to try and fix it.
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:27 pm
Let's see. VV, thanks. EGD, done with your stupidity so GFY. BaH, I don't give a damn about anyone's race. He's a socialist. Fuck you for the accusation.
Box-a-Hammers - January 19, 2009, 10:54 pm
WTFO. Admit it. You're a racist.
Elder God Douchebag - January 19, 2009, 4:14 pm
BAWWW some more, WTFO.
VinceVicious - January 19, 2009, 4:10 pm
He's no NATIONAL SOCIALIST aka Nazi. Stick with him being a Marxist-Socialist/Communist. Funny poster though.


Contests -


TAGS: fancy pants talking bullshoooot mother
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greeny - December 8, 2015, 7:53 pm
He's too busy with the flypaper - here is easier for him
spacedog - December 8, 2015, 5:41 pm
Thanks guys. And I actually thought someone would make a Moo+ version in the forum.
JesusWept - December 8, 2015, 1:13 pm
Nice one, Space LOL x 5
Greeny - December 8, 2015, 6:08 am
careful - Mooo and your mother is not a good combination!
GaryO - December 7, 2015, 10:13 pm
good show, dawg


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